A regular boring sex cult.
For all you lookie-loos who are creeping on this sex cult without any intention of applying to be a member…welcome.
Gotta be honest with you
If you are reading this, most likely, you are not sex cult material – if this gives you pause, you might not be ready for this sex cult.
Is this really a sex cult?
Sure you want to hand over all your assets and join this sex cult, but you want answers.
Sex cult application
Only true sex cult members can take rejection well.
Keeping the pool clean
Can there be too much chlorine in a pool? The genital burns indicate, yes.
Not one of those weird sex cults
What makes this sex cult so alluring is all the things we lack; there’s no charismatic leader, suicide pact, invisible ghost god we need to appease, and absolutely no human branding.
This sex cult is just a very limited number of like-minded individuals (all adults, no weird kid stuff) who want part of a sex cult.
People can’t stop buzzing…
“Got rejected, but that tracks with how the rest of my life is going”
“I don’t get it”
“This is a website”
“Getting rejected kind of works for me”