this is your fault.

sex cult reject

We made it pretty clear from the beginning that your application to become a member of this sex cult was going to be denied. And yet you persisted, even applying through multiple rounds.

We really do feel terrible about turning you away, and maybe in another time, another life, another sex cult – this would have all worked out.

Baby, this doesn’t have to be the end of your sex cult journey, it’s just the end of your journey with this sex cult.

Still sticking around?