Think back to the time before ever applying to be in this sex cult – that’s all gone now, you can’t go back.
You are forever a sex cult rejected applicant.
There are self soothing behaviors you might be tempted to participate in:
Ones we encourage:
- Purchasing a vintage fake fur coat, go ahead, baby, you look good in it
- getting married, it’s really the most boring sex cult of all
- going vegan, you’re going to feel great
- getting fit as fuck, go out there and end bar fights instead of just starting them
Ones we advise against:
- falling prey to a charismatic leader, right now you’re pretty vulnerable
- getting married, it’s really the most boring sex cult of all
- becoming a scientologittery-do, don’t listen to that 1000 year old alien inside you
When youths lose their first love, parents always make the mistake of saying “you’re going to feel this way a bunch of times before you die, that chump doesn’t matter”
In that same vein, this is not the first time you will be rejected from a sex cult.