So you’re having second thoughts

Let me guess, you found this site and thought “I finally found my people”

You’ve always wanted to be rejected from a sex cult, but a dumb friend or jealous co-worker (what job do you have that you can discuss sex cults?) told you not to apply. They probably said (in their terrible local accent) “why would this amazing sex cult want to reject your sex cult application? What makes you so special?”

Don’t listen to them, baby. Rejecting you from this sex cult is all we want to do, it’s all we can think about it.