Sure you’ve been rejected, but you keep coming back, why?
Maybe you feel even though you were rejected from the sex cult, you’re still a part of the sex cult? You are most certainly not. But we do feel bad for somehow stringing you along even though from our perspective, we feel we’ve been pretty upfront about rejecting every application.
But you are back, what’s going on? Do you feel like you need a change in your life? Quit your job – here, we already wrote a resignation letter you can use.
What? Are you some kind of peasant that needs a job for food or rent?? May we suggest just getting bangs then?
More important than quitting your food job or cutting your hair, you have to stop leaning on us. Sure, we’re a sex cult that rejects every applicant; it looks like we have it all figured out (except where our compound will be). But we don’t have it all figured out, the only difference between you and us is that we are not sex cult applicant rejects and you are.
Need to get in touch? cj@heyjoinmysexcult.com